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Monday, June 13, 2011
MJY replacing MJD??
For many years now, Maurice Jones-Drew has been the running back for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Over the past two years alone, Jones-Drew has posted up over 2,700 yards rushing for the squad. Most people would look at those stats and be astonished that the Jaguars are looking to replace the young running back. However, to understand the issue more clearly we need to look at the circumstances surrounding this franchise. 1. Rumor has it that the Jaguars may move to Los Angeles and become the LA Crabs. Moving the franchise would mean lower cap space, which hurts MJD's chances of staying with the team. 2. Jones-Drew has had a fumbling problem this past year. in the 13 games that he played he managed to cough up the ball a whopping two times! Coach Jack Del Rio was not pleased at all because these fumbles cost the Jaguars a shot of a playoff birth in the AFC South division. 3. The reemergence of Mighty Joe Young. Mighty Joe Young, or MJY was banned three years from the NFL for performance enhancing drugs. Joe-Young's best know for his self titled movie where he acts like he is lost to pick up chicks. This film got poor ratings because it showed MJY as a pathetic, rich ape who was "lookin for a poke". MJY has apologized for his past remarks and his movie gig and says that he "is finished with the monkey business and is ready to go back to playing football". Maurice Jones-Drew is a great NFL player, but could he really be replaced by a movie star?
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Possibly the most heartwarming, clever, and hilarious story I have read yet. Well done Crabitz
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