J.G. here,
The CRABs have somewhat of a tradition nowadays, tis the art of casting one another in films, shows, sports teams, and even commercials at times. The CRABs collectively brainstorm and fit one another into the roles to our best ability. We are rarely wrong. Here are some of the castings followed by some of our favorite roles.
Ninja Turtles-
DiCrabs- Donatello
Crab Pitt- Raph
Len- Leonardo
J.G.- Mikey
Favorite Roles:
DiCrabrio- Gandalf, Professor X (X-men First Class), Harry Potter
All roles suit a wise DiCrabrio and each of those characters proves their raw power and might.
Honorable Mentions: OKC Thunder: Kendrick Perkins (Perk), Rapper Bubba Sparxx
Crab Pitt- Aragorn, D'Artanian, Batman(Begins/Dark Knight)
He's mad pretty much all of the time, but occasionally he admits that he also thinks he sucks, hence the D'Artanian role originally played by ya boy ton', Chris O'Donnell. He likes to be rugged too though, hence the unanimous decision by the CRABs to cast him as Aragorn.
Honorable Mentions: Bulbasaur (Pokemon Franchise) , Huntsman (Snow White and the Huntsman)
Len Crabitz- Prince William (Snow White and the Huntsman), Will Turner (Pirates), Keifer Sutherland as Athos (Three Muskateers)
Len really sucks.
And whats even worse is the fact that he wants to be these characters. All of them are awful hence Len's casting to play them. Nothing else really needs to be said, just enjoy.
Honorable Mentions: Carlson (Blue Streak), Yoshi (Nintendo), Asian Banker that's good with calculations (Dark Knight), Bidoof (Pokemon Franchise)
Len's a failure.
J.G.-Captain Jack Sparrow, Finn (The Brother of the Ravenna in "Snow White and the Huntsman), Ron Weasley
Yes, it was difficult for me to narrow it down to these three, but I feel like honor of being Jack Sparrow and the insult of being Finn were the things that affected my life the most. I'm the oddest of the CRABs, and the least hung (bad taste? too soon?), so both Jack and Finn make perfect sense. Ron Weasley is just great because I end up with Hermoine. Great Job.
Honorable Mentions: Joker, Tulley (BlueStreak), Smeagol
If anybody has suggestions, or one of my fellow CRABs wants to object to this post, please respond below.
PACE!
-J.G.
