Friday, June 8, 2012

Introducing: Hugh Crabman

Friends of the CRABs,

I bring news to you after a long dry spell. I ask that you hear my words and consider what I am putting to a vote. I, J.G. Crabitt, am strongly considering the permanent name change to Hugh Crabman. With 100% of the CRAB vote, I made the life altering decision to alter my name to a more flowing, recognizable, and identifiable name. However, because it is such a big decision, and because I have been known as J.G. for over a year, I have had cold feet. I am asking you, the CRAB Nation, to vote on this name change. I want your thoughts and I want the support of the people before I begin my new life.

With Sharps,

Hugh Crabman
J.G. Crabbit

The New Me?