End of an Era

My childhood ended tonight.

As I sat in the theater surrounded by Hogwarts' most loyal fans, a part of me died when the credits rolled. Never have I ever left a movie so excited and pleased yet so utterly depressed. I am going to save the movie review until later, and I will let DiCrabrio discuss the major details first, for he, is a truer fan than I.


I am literally heartbroken right now. I haven't even the energy to crack a joke. And I am in love with a girl I've never met. Farewell,
J.G.

Only Hours Remain

Only hours remain until the movie series of my lifetime and maybe all life comes to an end and I could not be more excited. As the world comes to an end tomorrow night, I will have to deal with the fact that I forgot my book at work. So, I have been having to suffice with the audio book on my Ipod.  Which as you can imagine is considerably slower, though very entertaining. Jim Dale is a saint, but the moral is that I won't be able to finish the 6th book in time if I have to listen to him. After the movie within a day or two J.G. and myself will post reviews and random thought about the film so check back for them.

Protego..Lumos..Crucio
-DiCrabs Obliviate

Inception & Dreams

Hey Crab-people,
I watched Nolan's "Inception" movie for the second time the other night and enjoyed it tremendously. I gave the ideas in the film a lot of thought, and, after a bit of consideration before my head hit the pillow, I began to focus my brain to have a dream within a dream. I didn't know it to be possible; in fact I believed it to be impossible until fellow CRAB Len Crabitz shared with me that he did indeed pull the feat off. I thought that was a bloody ridiculous lie, but I found myself waking up in a dream, meaning I had a dream within a dream. I can remember waking up and where I woke up in the dream, but sadly forget what I was doing and how I awoke. I do know for a fact now that this is possible; awesome.
The following night I had focused quite hard on having a dream that I wanted to dream. I supposed I'll share the details even though it makes me look weak. I wanted to have a dream that I met a particular beautiful woman (as pictured below) and so I did. I dreamt that I saw her, Danny Radcliffe, and Rupert Grint standing near an exit on a middle/upper layer at a New York Rangers Hockey Game. My Mother had taken me for she knew I loved the Rangers, and so I saw them standing, froze up, but forced myself over to the crowd. Harry Potter walked away, quite rudely, actually, but Rupert and Emma continued to stand there. I approached Emma and pretty much ignored Ronald, but it didn't matter. I looked into her eyes, which grew larger than normal and turned orange (kinda weird, kinda cool) and told her how gorgeous she was. She smiled so I smiled, then I asked her out and she said yes. Successful dream.
So I began to then figure it was possible to control all of my dreams. What I dreamt about, who was with me, where I was, all that nonsense. I tried last night and to my surprise it failed me. I forget what I was dreaming about, but I think I killed myself in the dream on purpose because I awoke quickly to a bright cell phone screaming "3:28 AM". Perhaps I didn't concentrate hard enough, or perhaps I need practice. I think certain things may be impossible to dream about, for instance I have never been able to dream about Heaven. And I've tried.
I took a psychology course once. My professor was a goofy man, but as wise as Gandolf the Grey. We never learned about dreams though, so everything I am saying is based off of my personal experience.
With the last paragraph being completely pointless, I will end with this. I do not think Inception is possible now, I think more technology will change that in the near future though. I hope to one day plant in Brett Favre's head that I'm his son, or plant the idea "I suck and should fall off a high tree" in Cory's head. Plenty more where that came from, so I hope someone will use the comment section to do so.

STUPIFY, AVADA KADABRA

PACE! - J.G.

Getting Closer

With the end drawing ever closer, I decided that reading the books in English wasn't enough.  I just finished ordering the first Harry Potter book in German from Amazon.de  The site was slightly difficult to journey through since I have slacked on my German studies since high school, but with the help of my German teacher I found what I was looking for right away. The book will not be arriving obviously for a while, but I'm sure my after movie Potter-high will give me enough energy to struggle through the masterpiece yet again.

As for the English version of the 6th book, I am about a 1/4 of the way finished and plan on reading shortly after making this post public. I would like to comment on already just the vast difference between this and the other books: The darker tone, the focus on Voldemort's mysterious past, and Snape's takeover of the Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts. This keeps the novel and absolute page turner, as these aspect make for a thrilling read. Dumbledore being weakened is not my favorite idea in the world, but I do enjoy seeing more of his character presented in The Half Blood Prince.  Well I better get back to reading.
The END is Near.
DiCrabs out.
    

Hey Check it Out

Hey I'm a nerd and I would really like to get my hands on these bad boys.


Thats pretty much it, and I just wanted to say hi to the CRAB Nation, because I love yall and can't express that enough. Harry Potter Thursday,
J.G

Public Party Foul: Sucking So Bad X2

Hey I'm back with another batch of public party fouls. I could honestly give out about 9 for the week, there were so many today and yesterday alone. Here's one that I doubt anyone will disagree with. I really don't know what this guy is trying to do. I think he's trying to make people laugh, but I honestly can't tell. He's just so bloody obnoxious that I can't stand it; the sight of him makes me want to stick a screwdriver through my ear and into my abnormally large brain. I worked with him on 3rd rock, and it sucked. I remember this one scene in particular, Lithgow found my pot and tried to turn it into a joke. Ya blew it, Lord Farquar. And by "it" I mean life. Sir, I am kindly informing you that you have made 0 people laugh and 6 people smile. Thats less than this guy. Grow up.


Next Public party foul is long overdue and overcooked. I'm talking strictly Betty White. She's been around for centuries and still nobody cares about her. Her greatest feat was being tackled in a superbowl commercial, in which she clearly had a stunt double. I really can't believe she's still trying to make people smirk, giggle, or chuckle, because all I do when I see her is wince in extreme pain. But Betty I really won't go on roasting you because my mother always told me it was wrong to insult the dead. Too far or not far enough? You decide, PACE!
P.S. The Picture below was sent to me in the email. Nudie Magazie Day! Enjoy.

Hey Remember This?

J.G. is writing ferociously as I write this post, he plans on battling Gladstone in the future.  For any of you who haven't seen this, check it out.

Have a Crabtastic voyage my friends.
DiCrabs out.

Less than 4 day to go..

With there being less than 4 days to go till the movie series of the decade comes to an end, I have decided to end my pitiful attempt with all of the HP books since I'm still stuck on the fourth and just read the 6th and the first half of the 7th by Thursday at midnight.  As I can not get spells and magical lingo out of my head, I'd like to share with you exactly what I think about.

   Reading the six book repeatedly is one of the many joys I have in life. Its storyline is full of flashbacks or trips into the pensive which I love. I find it extremely fascinating to delve deeper into fictional characters like Tom Riddle and to see the turning point in his mind when evil took it over for its own. I also love the bit of back story we get on Professor Snape (who I also love). Finally being told why exactly he hates Harry's father so much so that it boiled up again as Snape begins to deal with Harry at Hogwarts. I truly love fictional history and back story.
For any one who would like to know below I have listed the wand types of the characters I care about:
Hermione Granger: Vine Wood and Dragon Heartstring
Lucius Malfoy: Elm and Dragon Heartstring
Harry Potter: Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather 11"
Tom Riddle: Yew and Phoenix Tail Feather 13 1/2"
Ron Weasley: Willow and Unicorn Tail Hair 14"
Professor Dumbledore: The Elder Wand crafted by Death himself (Boss

Have a Crabby Existence Folks
DiCrabs out.