Johnny Depp a Boss?

Answer: Yes.

Happy a Crabtastic Evening People,

DiCrabs Out

I Spy a Goldblum

What makes a great Goldblum? Is it love, hate, envy, rage, brilliance, or the ability to be fly?(note what I did there, write it down) Jeff Goldblum is more than an icon, he's a creation of God who clearly had a great deal of time spent on him. A friend of mine, DiCrabrio, was unfortunately involved in a car accident recently, which totaled his 98 prizm (aka 2011 Dodge Challenger). On the back of this car was tattooed not one, but 2 Goldblum's. How can one car handle two Goldblums? It is a science and an art and requires help from the divine.
Picture the following things:
Goldblum replacing Leo in Inception.
Goldblum replacing Aragorn in Lord of the Rings.
Goldblum replacing your dad.

I honestly, on a serious note, don't understand why he isn't in more movies. Same goes with Christopher Walken.
Anyway, on Top gear a little while back Dr. Ian Malcom stayed in third gear the whole time(like a boss) and still avoided getting last place.



This guy is not human. He can also play every instrument and has won the heart of 2/3 of women in Europe/Asia. My point is this, when I direct my first movie, Goldblum will be in it, and will be an android.
People get with it, this guy is better than your favorite actor.

Why The Eagles Will Make Playoffs

This is the hardest post for me to write. If you're an eagles fan, I hate you.

So I hate the Eagles. Who doesn't. Worst fans in all of sports. I've always disliked them but my hatred has been blown out of proportion these last few years by the countless fools that call themselves eagles 'fans'. Anyway, here's why the Eagles will make the playoffs and possibly win the division.

The redskins benched Rex Grossman, leaving them with a newb of a QB that won't win you a single game. At least Grossman had motivation and wanted to win, Beck can't put points on the board. They are awful and will continue to lose. The Eagles, skins, and cowboys will all be 3-4 after this game.

The Cowboys should be the second or third best team in the NFC, but they need Romo to not be so hit or miss. Its ridiculous to think that they are 3-3 when they could be 5-1 easy. Blew victories against the Jets (I thank you), the Pats (overrated btw), and of course the Lions. Btw the cowboys are getting shut-out 24-0 right now in the game, so there is a divisional loss. They will also continue to collapse in a string of close games.

The Giants are looking okay this year, but lost to the Seahawks (gag) and almost to the Dolphins. Not to mention their schedule for the rest of the year is frickin impossible. They may beat the Eagles once and win the division but I honestly see it being close to a three way tie with the Eagles winning, Giants taking second, and cowboys third.

The Eagles are looking great in this game, and the offense has always been explosive. I hate it. McCoy destroyed my chances of staying alive in my pay league this year. Hate him. I can't see any of the teams in that division trumping the Philly scum because all the teams in that division would struggle against the Seahawks. Eli is a beast but he isn't beating the pats and niners on the road and the eagles will prob beat them at home. They also wont be beating the saints or the packers. Sorry G-men, you're done for.

Sooooo I'm sick to my stomach and I hope the Eagles never win a game in the rest of their franchise history. I hope that all of the Philly fans reading this will realize how terrible their fanbase is. I am not a hater (well kinda), the Philly fan base turned me against them. It was not my own doing, but theirs. Take pride in it philly and have pride in your zero superbowls.

BTW Len- You are going to owe me a 12 pack of mello yello