This page will house any person or persons we deem worthy of becoming an Honorary CRAB. We will be selecting persons or person based on their Crabby features: Suave-ness, Pokeability, Masculinity, Funniest funny men, Crabtastic Smile, Chest pubes, Ability to Rock Glasses (preferably black rimmed), Loving, Swagger, Europe: Final Countdown, Ripped, Poops with door open, Scholarly, Gentlemenly, Amusing, Excitable, Lustful, Perverted, Structured, Cranky Kong, No one makes him bleed his own blood, and A-sexual reproduction. The current Honorary CRABs are as follows (click name to read corresponding post):
Billy Crystal
