Tuesday, August 2, 2011

2000 Views, Great Thanks!


Even through the darkest times you people keep following the CRABs, thank you so much for your loyalty to the game. I can't explain how thrilled I am that we have gotten to 2000 views. The goal was indeed 5000 by end of summer 11, and though it looks like we'll be short of that goal, it was fun trying and spending virtual time with you all.
When we are truly famous one day, we'll look back on this post and smirk; thinking of all the hard work and training we squeezed through to get where we will be... yes. I leave you with this (Photo Below) and a whole lot of love. May the CRABs be with you, and be prepared for more awesomeness to come your way. PACE!
-J.G. Crabitt

Monday, August 1, 2011

Why the Eagles will FAIL to make the Postseason in 2012


As many of you know, the NFL Lockout has come to an end. With everything coming together all at once, this has lead to a crazy free agency/transaction period. Nnamdi Asomugha, probably the biggest free agent has just recently signed with the Philadelphia Eagles. Also, big names like Cullen Jenkins, Vince Young, Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, and Jason Babin have also signed. With all of these acquisitions, many fans believe that this is the year that the eagles make it over the hump and win the super bowl. Unfortunately, that will not happen. Free agency pick ups do not add up to super bowl victories. We can look at the 2007 New York Giants who literally picked up nobody before the year of their title run. Teams tend to win because of good drafting and making smart trades. Adding free agents often stirs up the locker room. For example, signing Asomugha to a huge deal upsets players that have worked their butts off over the past years at that position. We can look at Asante Samuel. I personally do not think that he will be back with the club. And if he does come back I think that he will have a down year. I do not think that this is because his skills are diminishing by any means, I say this because when you bring in a top guy who everyone is scared of, teams will often look at the other players behind them and exploit their weaknesses. Look at what happened last year to Antonio Cromartie in New York. Although Cromartie is a pro bowl corner, teams studied him and threw at him like crazy because of Darrelle Revis. Therefore, I think that even though the eagles secondary looks better, they will struggle with trust in each other. Also, I think that when you have a quarterback like Vick that sacrifices his body as much as he does, you cannot think that he will be healthy for a full 16 games. With the NFC getting stronger and stronger, and with Vince Young not knowing the offense, the eagles will be a disaster without Vick in the lineup. The third reason is because both Dallas and NYG will be improved from last year. The Giants were good statistically both offensively and defensively, but were unable to finish off games. Dallas on the other-hand, lacked coaching and played without their pro-bowl quarterback Tony Romo. This being said, I expect both teams to come out strong for Philly to falter. You know when new players are already comparing themselves to the Miami Heat, that everyone is going to hate you. The Eagles have always been hated, and comments and additions like these are only going to make people despise them more. Good luck eagles, this year you will be finishing 9-7 and miss the playoffs. Crabtacular. -Len

Bane's Costume Revealed!


Hey Kids,
First off may I say I am incredibly sorry for the long time no post ordeal; I have been busy on other projects (such as the Muscles Gladstone/JG Crabbit musical collab). I know you will all pardon me and understand. First may I say I like the look for Bane, but I will not invest too much stock in these photos. I'm POSITIVE he will not be wearing the thick coat the whole time because in the teaser Bane is seen approaching a tired Batman in little to no clothes. Second, hats off to Nolan for doing what he does best; making comic book characters fit into the modern world. Joker was great (I'm a better Joker, proven) and Scarecrow was fantastic. Not to mention Neison as Ghul. Straight up killed it. I'm not going to go on rambling because the picture tells a story in itself, Party foul? Enjoy, and thanks to our longtime friends at Ign.com for covering the story first, letting us steal it, and get hits on our superior blog. PACE!

Have A crabby viewing of Bane and his pre-maturely balding self, and click the title, its a link, fools.