What makes a great Goldblum? Is it love, hate, envy, rage, brilliance, or the ability to be fly?(note what I did there, write it down) Jeff Goldblum is more than an icon, he's a creation of God who clearly had a great deal of time spent on him. A friend of mine, DiCrabrio, was unfortunately involved in a car accident recently, which totaled his 98 prizm (aka 2011 Dodge Challenger). On the back of this car was tattooed not one, but 2 Goldblum's. How can one car handle two Goldblums? It is a science and an art and requires help from the divine.
Picture the following things:
Goldblum replacing Leo in Inception.
Goldblum replacing Aragorn in Lord of the Rings.
Goldblum replacing your dad.
I honestly, on a serious note, don't understand why he isn't in more movies. Same goes with Christopher Walken.
Anyway, on Top gear a little
while back Dr. Ian Malcom stayed in third gear the whole time(like a boss) and still avoided getting last place. This guy is not human. He can also play every instrument and has won the heart of 2/3 of women in Europe/Asia. My point is this, when I direct my first movie, Goldblum will be in it, and will be an android.
People get with it, this guy is better than your favorite actor.
2 comments:
absolutely loved this, the Matt Damon pic at the end really got me. If Goldblum were to replace Matt Damon in every movie he's ever been in they would all be greatly improved. Including but not limited to: The Bourne Trilogy, Good Will Hunting, True Grit, and Euro Trip.
Thank you for your input, Lewis. Good to hear from you and I admire your love for Goldblum
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