Earlier today, during our weekly Pakour Free Running recycling trip, J.G. Crabitt attempted the dreaded Hoppity Hop. A skill performed only by experienced Parkour enthusiasts, this may have been a bit of a reach for the Parkour novice even if he is a hulk of a man. Crabitt approached the recycling receptacle of choice with blazing speed and launches himself off the ground, but the flight is where the tale gets weird. Sometime between takeoff and landing the complexity of the trick twisted his body into a not so friendly landing position; causing our man to sprain his ankle while simultaneously breaking the recycling receptacle. The laughter following this event was so immense that we (Len Crabbitz and myself) failed to realize that he was actually injured. J. Crabitt acquired a sprained ankle unsuccessfully doing the Hoppity Hop For actions unbecoming of a CRAB, Joseph Gordon Crabitt, there is an ice-cold Sharps Miller Non-Alcoholic Beer dripping anticipatory drops of condensation on the coaster waiting just for you. Due to the Party Foul and the selfish injury my own amazingness was over looked today, but I'd have you know my treespins, cartwheel half-turns, and my hand flips were on point today.
Have a Crabby Day
4 comments:
I had to attempt it guys, you know me. It was worth the foul and that receptacle better keep its eyes peeled because JGC with android ankle is coming back with a vengeance!
Soo..JGC no plans of retirement? I had heard from an undisclosed source that you were contemplating it.
Not a chance brother, but there will be a press conference later this week to discuss my future parkour goals. Hope to see everyone there
Wouldn't miss it for the world sir.
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