What Happens if Rodgers Gets Hurt?

With the NFL's most elite team ravishing and astonishing every week, its tough to say what would happen with their MVP quarterback going down with an injury. I'm sure they'd still make playoffs considering they are 8-0 and therefore undefeated in the division and conference. Anyway, do you think they would sign somebody else or hope that Flynn could lead them to a somewhat decent playoff run? Would they give up on the season or sign Brett Favre (that is what every team should try to do). I just would be really interested to see what would happen to this team. They are the sure choice in the NFC, and pretty much the sure choice to win it all this year. Who in the shaky AFC could take them down? I think the Jets Pass D could slow that offense down; but the Jets offense couldn't win it. I don't think the ravens are any good; they lost to the Jaguars, struggled against the cardinals, and only beat the Jets with takeaways (no offensive accomplishment), lost to the titans, and beat St.Louis(goodone...). This ravens team can only beat the steelers because it is a heated division rivalry. The panthers can beat the saints, the vikings could beat the packers. It really doesn't mean much. So I just wanted to do a quick post and influence teams to resign Favre because he's the greatest thing to happen to football. Ever. PACE.

The Best Soda's

Today we're talking soda's, and boy is it important to me. I have always been an avid 'pop' drinker since I was a wee lad. I can remember my mother bringing home a two-liter of mountain dew once a week as well as the knock off band 12 packs of Coke and orange soda. Being the soda connoisseur that I am, I have tasted nearly all the flavors roundabout the world. Today I will rank the top 5 soda's, and if you disagree with them then you have horrible taste. Just Kidding.

5). Orange Soda (pick your brand)
This is an old stand-by for the CRAB family. I feel like it is almost a promise that one of us will drink and orange soda with our meal, usually Len or DiCrabs. There really isn't any way to go wrong with orange soda, I'd have it with breakfast.

4).Mt. Dew
This originally would have made number one on my list. Me and Len grew up chugging the stuff like a biker chugs water or Goldblum pounds absolute on ice. Since then, however, it has fallen, but it has fallen to itself in two ways.

3).Vanilla Coke
I love coke. That's why I love the movie American Gangster.
But I also love Coke products. I will take nestea over brisk, mello yello over dew, (spoiler alert), Barq's over any other root beer, and of course, Coca-Cola over Pepsi. The addition of vanilla into this drink = great success. Hard to argue that one.

2). Mello Yello
I tell everybody that this is my favorite soda, only because I oft forget about my number one choice and its rarity. But Mello has such a great, smooth taste when its cold and your thirsty. Would I drink it warm? Nah. The only soda I have ever chugged warm was orange soda, and I didn't enjoy it all that much. This is the soda I buy the most and am highly considering getting tattooed on my face.

1). Mt. Dew: Baja Blast
This is the best soda out there. Too bad you can only get it at Taco Bell, and I am not at Taco Bell enough. Absence makes the heart grow fonder that is for sure, but even if these were sold in 12 packs my heart would still beat for the liquid gold. If you haven't tried the blue-green goodness, bring yourself out for mexican food and order a large soda. And refill it multiple times before you leave. They don't even put this ish in a can.

Honorable Mentions: Mt. Dew White out and Grape Soda. Also, Stewart's Root Beer because it is in a bottle

Reservoir Dogs Review

Hey CRAB people,
Just saw Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs for the first time the other night, and saw it on bluray. Pretty cool, not gonna lie. The bluray part I mean. Not so much the movie.

Tarantino's style is so unique and I don't know if I'll ever be a fan of it. It's just weird; like the weird where I sit there and just think "this guy tried way too hard to be unique." You can be unique without being weird, hence Inception, Boondock Saints, ect. Anyway, I dislike how the plot works. I dislike the long and boring beginning scene and I dislike the way the whole movie moves in general. The acting was pretty good, no complaints there. I just really couldn't get into this movie. Not the greatest character development and not really any likable characters. The idea for the movie was very cool, I just don't like how we're thrown into the middle of it with little clue to whats going on. It would be a lot more enjoyable in my opinion, if instead of flashbacks to tell the stories, they just told the story. I wish we saw the cops, the robbery, ya know, the important stuff. And I understand that Tarantino wanted to do the movie this way and good for him for doing it, it just wasn't my style. Fact- this is not a bad movie. I am just stating that I did not like it. I feel like it could have been a lot better and for all the hype it gets I was very disappointed. But hey, it happens. And hey, my 11th grade teacher ruined fight club for me. Great job! Anyway, see the movie if you havent, then see if you agree with me. Peace out Crabby peeps its been way too long a day.

ACTING:7
CAMERA WORK: 6.5
PLOT:6
REPLAY VALUE: Moderately low
OVERALL(Out of 10, not an average): 5

If you're wondering why I gave it such a low score, its because I couldn't think of other categories to rate; but I'm sure they would be lower than 5's because I didn't enjoy the movie much.

Johnny Depp a Boss?

Answer: Yes.

Happy a Crabtastic Evening People,

DiCrabs Out

I Spy a Goldblum

What makes a great Goldblum? Is it love, hate, envy, rage, brilliance, or the ability to be fly?(note what I did there, write it down) Jeff Goldblum is more than an icon, he's a creation of God who clearly had a great deal of time spent on him. A friend of mine, DiCrabrio, was unfortunately involved in a car accident recently, which totaled his 98 prizm (aka 2011 Dodge Challenger). On the back of this car was tattooed not one, but 2 Goldblum's. How can one car handle two Goldblums? It is a science and an art and requires help from the divine.
Picture the following things:
Goldblum replacing Leo in Inception.
Goldblum replacing Aragorn in Lord of the Rings.
Goldblum replacing your dad.

I honestly, on a serious note, don't understand why he isn't in more movies. Same goes with Christopher Walken.
Anyway, on Top gear a little while back Dr. Ian Malcom stayed in third gear the whole time(like a boss) and still avoided getting last place.



This guy is not human. He can also play every instrument and has won the heart of 2/3 of women in Europe/Asia. My point is this, when I direct my first movie, Goldblum will be in it, and will be an android.
People get with it, this guy is better than your favorite actor.

Why The Eagles Will Make Playoffs

This is the hardest post for me to write. If you're an eagles fan, I hate you.

So I hate the Eagles. Who doesn't. Worst fans in all of sports. I've always disliked them but my hatred has been blown out of proportion these last few years by the countless fools that call themselves eagles 'fans'. Anyway, here's why the Eagles will make the playoffs and possibly win the division.

The redskins benched Rex Grossman, leaving them with a newb of a QB that won't win you a single game. At least Grossman had motivation and wanted to win, Beck can't put points on the board. They are awful and will continue to lose. The Eagles, skins, and cowboys will all be 3-4 after this game.

The Cowboys should be the second or third best team in the NFC, but they need Romo to not be so hit or miss. Its ridiculous to think that they are 3-3 when they could be 5-1 easy. Blew victories against the Jets (I thank you), the Pats (overrated btw), and of course the Lions. Btw the cowboys are getting shut-out 24-0 right now in the game, so there is a divisional loss. They will also continue to collapse in a string of close games.

The Giants are looking okay this year, but lost to the Seahawks (gag) and almost to the Dolphins. Not to mention their schedule for the rest of the year is frickin impossible. They may beat the Eagles once and win the division but I honestly see it being close to a three way tie with the Eagles winning, Giants taking second, and cowboys third.

The Eagles are looking great in this game, and the offense has always been explosive. I hate it. McCoy destroyed my chances of staying alive in my pay league this year. Hate him. I can't see any of the teams in that division trumping the Philly scum because all the teams in that division would struggle against the Seahawks. Eli is a beast but he isn't beating the pats and niners on the road and the eagles will prob beat them at home. They also wont be beating the saints or the packers. Sorry G-men, you're done for.

Sooooo I'm sick to my stomach and I hope the Eagles never win a game in the rest of their franchise history. I hope that all of the Philly fans reading this will realize how terrible their fanbase is. I am not a hater (well kinda), the Philly fan base turned me against them. It was not my own doing, but theirs. Take pride in it philly and have pride in your zero superbowls.

BTW Len- You are going to owe me a 12 pack of mello yello

Forget Halloween have a Crabby Christmas!

These are the faces behind the magic.  We apologize for the long absence, but we will be slowly transitioning back to our funny/mad blogging ways.

Love all of you, have a Crabby Night

DiCrabs out