Introducing Crab Pitt!

Ello Blokes,
Us, as a unit, have decided to formally introduce to you, a change in the CRAB body. CRAB Crabtain Barbossa has expressed his desire to permanently change his name to Crab Pitt earlier this evening. With the support of his fellow MAD member Crabitz as well as getting a nod from both myself and DiCrabrio, this marks the first and possibly only ever CRAB name change. From now on, Crab Pitt will be referred to as so, but if we accidently called him Crabtain, we beg your pardon and hope you will be forgiving. Welcome Crab Pitt with an ice cold sharp's and a good ol fashioned sing-a-long.

It's a Banger: Multiple Party Fouls

CRAB Nation we have a lot to discuss within the few thousand pixel's here. With one of the CRABs embarking on a quest this upcoming week, (in which he will pursue further domination) we decided to have a CRABtogether before he set sail on the bloody wicked seas of courage. Within our time sea-dwelling, multiple party fouls were given or recognized. Barbossa (future name change coming? stay tuned) was given the responsibility of inviting all CRABs over for a time of clawing and ballin, but failed to remember to invite FAG team member DiCrabrio. I myself received an invite and of course MAD team member Crabitz was already at the tank. For not inviting Leo, Crabtain receives a party foul. Enjoy that Sharp's, Cpt.

Next I will be dealing with my party foul, quite an honest mistake, honestly. I witnessed a dog defecating in the street today, and rather than stopping the dog (somehow) I turned to fellow FAG team member Leo D. and chuckled. Because of my foolishness, Leo ran over the stink with the truck and rather than drowning the smell, he intensified it. The doo doo was stuck on the back trailer tire, which followed me throughout the forest and as I winced in pain and regretted I ever mad eye contact with the little pooper. The sharp's is mixed with vanilla coke and is quite cold.

The third party foul and possibly the biggest of the post, was Leo DiCrabrio's failure to attend a planned CRAB hangout. The other three CRABs were chillin in the tank and DiCrabio says he'll be there, only never to show up. Hope the Sharps goes down smoothly.

The final is Len Crabitz's disgusting gesture; dropping 4 perfectly good burger buns on the ground. Shake and bake len, shake and bake. Hope your sharp's is warm when you drink it and you get sick, tool.

PACE from the CRABs because we're all chillin right now.



They aren't just hanging with us because we were in the same movie, they're hanging with us because they want to be us

Golddiggers want the Crab Dollars

Over the years, we have seen the relationship of men and women change gradually. Back in the day, women stayed home and took care of the kids, while men went to work to support the family financially. However, as years go by, we see men and women doing both roles. Many women nowadays go to work, instead of staying home full time. Also, we have seen the divorce rate go up higher and higher. The biggest reason that couples get divorced is because of money. Is it because men and women are both working? No. It's because of people like Jane from the Jetsons. Jane is a golddigger. A golddigger is someone who marries someone else because of their wealth. Many times we see old men on television with beautiful, attractive, young wives. The young women do not really love the old men, but are in the relationship strictly for the Crab dollars. In my opinion, the Jetsons is a bad television show because of Jane. Check out the following introduction of the Jetsons and see what I mean. VIDEO. Feel free to leave a crabby comment. Extra mad if possible.

Finished the 1st Book

Finishing the 1st book of my favorite books series of all time mere minutes ago, I decided to share with you the fans what I thought as I finished the last page. I cannot stand the fact that this book series and all that went with it, a thing I counted on consistently year after year, will actually be over. I get a feeling very similar to that of watching the last film of the Lord of the Rings trilogy: Return of the King. For those of you who are fans like myself you must agree that the movie brings upon emotion rivaled by few. The scene where Aragorn tells Frodo and the hobbits that "My friends, you bow to no one..." brings tears right up to the surface of the eyeball even if they do not spill out for the world to see, I get that welling up feeling in the pit of my soul.  Emotion that one may expect from another phenomenal book series.  Any way this is how I felt today as I finished Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, because sure I can survive reading and reading the series, but the journey is over. Though I have the 2nd novel to look forward to tomorrow, I want J.K. Rowling to bless me with something else to look forward to like we all did with the Harry Potter series.
Side note: Dumbledore in the end of the the 1st book is the paradigm of mentors/ heroes I would ever have wished to have.  The man is so incredibly boss, he should have his own book.

Have a Crabby Day folks with love and madness,
DiCrabs Out.
   

Potter Struggles

An enjoyable struggle, but a struggle non the less; Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone I began yesterday. The novel though amazing and a super fast read, my super busy CRAB schedule has provided me limited time to devote to J.K. Rowling's genius.  Nearly finished the first installment of the Harry Potter saga, I have a few questions and observations I wish to share:

• I have been saying this since the I heard the books series would stop at 7, but Rowling should really attempt to put into writing Hogwarts a History a book referenced by Hermione Granger countless times.  Side Note: (Emma Watson if you are reading this my friend J.G. Crabitt is single and a stud of a CRAB).
• I wish more time was spent in Dumbledore's character.  I find the character extremely interesting so I am sure others feel the same way. The book that Rita Skeeter puts out in the Deathly Hollows, though maddening sparks the readers mind.  As for me I want more, if there were a Dumbledore book maybe a biography, I would read it.  
• As for the first book, I would like to note that Harry's first flight on the Nimbus 2000 and Christmas are amazing scenes.  Not only is Harry finally feeling free from the Dursley's grasp and establishing a home at Hogwarts, but flying and Christmas are two of my favorite things.
• And for Goodness sake, what does Dumbledore see in the mirror of Erised? Everyone knows its not woolen socks...I just want to know I do not want to imagine.  Is it his sister and mother? World peace? What does Dumbledore, the symbol of love and wisdom, desire within his heart of hearts?
• Was Ron really that good at Wizard Chess? I mean he was like 11 years old, is he really a strategic master mind? I feel like that isn't really in his Ronald Weasley's character description.
• Absolutely LOVE John Williams' score for the Harry Potter movies.  I can't help but hear that in my mind as I am reading the book.

That's it for now Potter CRABS, have a Crabby night.

DiCrabs Out.

Muscles Gladstone remixes Monster with a CRABby Finish

Muscles Gladstone a CRAB affiliate or should I say a friend of mine, came out with his first single yesterday.  A remix of Kayne West's Monster, Gladstone does an excellent job establishing an maintaining a sinister flow. The last couple lines, of this first outstanding piece of rap are, dedicated to the CRAB Blog Nation.  Which for all you with their heads lodge somewhere far up an arse is kind of a big deal.  Using my CRABlicious touch, I did a little slideshow work to bring the two together.  Enjoy some CRABtastic picture linked with a flow of Monstrous proportions.

May the CRABs be with you,

DiCrabs Out.   

Thank you World

Today we received views from Pakistan and the United Kingdom. Germany has been a consistent viewer all along with a few from the Ukraine. Our dream for global dominance is fast approaching. Awesome guys thanks a lot for your views, they are greatly appreciated.  CRABs 4 Life, every now and then I get a little bit Crabby.

Have a Crabby day Gents,
DiCrabs Out.