CRABs Casted

J.G. here,

The CRABs have somewhat of a tradition nowadays, tis the art of casting one another in films, shows, sports teams, and even commercials at times. The CRABs collectively brainstorm and fit one another into the roles to our best ability. We are rarely wrong. Here are some of the castings followed by some of our favorite roles.

Ninja Turtles-

DiCrabs- Donatello

Crab Pitt- Raph

Len- Leonardo

J.G.- Mikey

Favorite Roles:

DiCrabrio- Gandalf, Professor X (X-men First Class), Harry Potter

All roles suit a wise DiCrabrio and each of those characters proves their raw power and might.

Honorable Mentions: OKC Thunder: Kendrick Perkins (Perk), Rapper Bubba Sparxx

Crab Pitt- Aragorn, D'Artanian, Batman(Begins/Dark Knight)

He's mad pretty much all of the time, but occasionally he admits that he also thinks he sucks, hence the D'Artanian role originally played by ya boy ton', Chris O'Donnell. He likes to be rugged too though, hence the unanimous decision by the CRABs to cast him as Aragorn.

Honorable Mentions: Bulbasaur (Pokemon Franchise) , Huntsman (Snow White and the Huntsman)

Len Crabitz- Prince William (Snow White and the Huntsman), Will Turner (Pirates), Keifer Sutherland as Athos (Three Muskateers)

Len really sucks.

And whats even worse is the fact that he wants to be these characters. All of them are awful hence Len's casting to play them. Nothing else really needs to be said, just enjoy.

Honorable Mentions: Carlson (Blue Streak), Yoshi (Nintendo), Asian Banker that's good with calculations (Dark Knight), Bidoof (Pokemon Franchise)

Len's a failure.

J.G.-Captain Jack Sparrow, Finn (The Brother of the Ravenna in "Snow White and the Huntsman), Ron Weasley

Yes, it was difficult for me to narrow it down to these three, but I feel like honor of being Jack Sparrow and the insult of being Finn were the things that affected my life the most. I'm the oddest of the CRABs, and the least hung (bad taste? too soon?), so both Jack and Finn make perfect sense. Ron Weasley is just great because I end up with Hermoine. Great Job.

Honorable Mentions: Joker, Tulley (BlueStreak), Smeagol

If anybody has suggestions, or one of my fellow CRABs wants to object to this post, please respond below.

PACE!

-J.G.

Finished the 1st Book

Finishing the 1st book of my favorite books series of all time mere minutes ago, I decided to share with you the fans what I thought as I finished the last page. I cannot stand the fact that this book series and all that went with it, a thing I counted on consistently year after year, will actually be over. I get a feeling very similar to that of watching the last film of the Lord of the Rings trilogy: Return of the King. For those of you who are fans like myself you must agree that the movie brings upon emotion rivaled by few. The scene where Aragorn tells Frodo and the hobbits that "My friends, you bow to no one..." brings tears right up to the surface of the eyeball even if they do not spill out for the world to see, I get that welling up feeling in the pit of my soul.  Emotion that one may expect from another phenomenal book series.  Any way this is how I felt today as I finished Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, because sure I can survive reading and reading the series, but the journey is over. Though I have the 2nd novel to look forward to tomorrow, I want J.K. Rowling to bless me with something else to look forward to like we all did with the Harry Potter series.
Side note: Dumbledore in the end of the the 1st book is the paradigm of mentors/ heroes I would ever have wished to have.  The man is so incredibly boss, he should have his own book.

Have a Crabby Day folks with love and madness,
DiCrabs Out.