Some are Funny and some are Mad but we are CRABS us 4. Leonardo DiCrabrio and Joseph Gordon Crabitt = the F.A.G Team (Funny Awesome Guys). Crab Pitt and Lenny Crabitz = the M.A.D Team (Mad Angry Guys). If you stick with our crabtastic updates, stories, and Funny/Mad posts you will fall in love. Follow your CRABS and all your dreams will come true!
experiment, though short lived, was fun and necessary. Though the people voted to change the name, I decided not too because I'm a CRAB and I do whatever the heck I want. Thanks to the fans for voting, but looking back on old posts with my teammate helped me realize that there is just too much history with J.G. The fact that DiCrabs and I did the film "Inception" together and also bonded on the set of "Django Unchanged" gave great reminder to all of the CRABs that unity is the foundation of our club. The book of CRAB is on the way gents, and J.G. will be returning strongly. Maybe we'll see Hugh in the future, but its doubtful.
It is of greatest honor that the CRABs present to you the second honorary CRAB: Billy Crystal. This has been a long time coming as all of you know, for Bill has had CRAB swag since it was a thing. Countless enjoyable films without a single flaw, a man's beard that trumps even Abe Lincoln's, and a boyish charm that captivates the heart's of women. What does it mean to be an honorary CRAB? It means that you have acquired the highest honor known to man. A pedestal unreachable, even by the Birdman Chris Anderson. Billy crystal could tame MJY or MJD. He could find Dave's teeth in the bottom of the deepest ocean, teach a bulbasaur flamethrower, drown a fish, even clog a toilet with urine. This is why sir Billy Crystal is the second honorary CRAB. I have grown in wisdom since watching "When Harry Met Sally", I've danced to "Monsters Inc." and I've laughed to "Throw Mama from the Train." What can't this guy do? Lose. And that's about it. Welcome, Bill Crystal.
Note: The CRABs apologize for the long absence and promise to be there for our fans.
"I
am going to watch the Seinfeld episode of
Curb Your Enthusiasm."
The
CORE MEANING of the word of:
a preposition introducing a noun or noun phrase that provides more information about a preceding word or phrase,
usually, but not always, also a noun.
TIM:
It makes sense either way. The structure
makes sense. I mean, if I said this with
different words to anyone else they would know what I mean. Both things have to be true though.
Facts:
Seinfeld has never had an episode featuring characters or about the show Curb
Your Enthusiasm, because that is literally impossible.
Example
used to prove that Tim is an idiot: Going back to the definition of the word of it introduces a noun or
phrase that provides more information about the preceding word. TIM! Does Curb Your Enthusiasm provide
additional information about the preceding word (Seinfeld)?
ANSWER:
NO!
Previous
argument: The Seinfeld episode of
The Couch.
In
this case The Couch offers additional
information about the Seinfeld episode; that being the title. However, this
really has nothing to do with the argument and actually removing the word of would make more sense.
TIM
repeats his argument that no matter what we say he feels that he is correct and that his use
of the preposition of is
understandable by all “Americans.”But
TIM is entirely wrong, though some may correctly understand his meaning when he speaks, my argument remains the same.That is that unless the noun or phrase that follows of provides information about the preceding word the
sentence in itself is wrong and hereby deemed unable to understand if following the guidelines set by the English language. Hah!
Public Party Foul: Tim Thomas Drink Up, got a Sharp's Miller right here for ya..
