"I
am going to watch the Seinfeld episode of
Curb Your Enthusiasm."
The
CORE MEANING of the word of:
a preposition introducing a noun or noun phrase that provides more information about a preceding word or phrase,
usually, but not always, also a noun.
TIM:
It makes sense either way. The structure
makes sense. I mean, if I said this with
different words to anyone else they would know what I mean. Both things have to be true though.
Facts:
Seinfeld has never had an episode featuring characters or about the show Curb
Your Enthusiasm, because that is literally impossible.
Example
used to prove that Tim is an idiot: Going back to the definition of the word of it introduces a noun or
phrase that provides more information about the preceding word. TIM! Does Curb Your Enthusiasm provide
additional information about the preceding word (Seinfeld)?
ANSWER:
NO!
Previous
argument: The Seinfeld episode of
The Couch.
In
this case The Couch offers additional
information about the Seinfeld episode; that being the title. However, this
really has nothing to do with the argument and actually removing the word of would make more sense.
TIM
repeats his argument that no matter what we say he feels that he is correct and that his use
of the preposition of is
understandable by all “Americans.” But
TIM is entirely wrong, though some may correctly understand his meaning when he speaks, my argument remains the same.
That is that unless the noun or phrase that follows of provides information about the preceding word the
sentence in itself is wrong and hereby deemed unable to understand if following the guidelines set by the English language. Hah!
Public Party Foul: Tim Thomas Drink Up, got a Sharp's Miller right here for ya..
3 comments:
Ladies and Gents,
Tim sucks. Trying to forget that he exists.
Thanks-
Crabman
Couldn't agree more Crabman this Tim guy has gotta go.
If I were Tim, I would cease to exist.. make it so Tim make it so
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