Public Party Foul: South Jersey

G'day all, J.G. here...as usual,

The CRABs and I have been in southern New Jersey for some time ((which absolutely trumps north Jersey, I thangk you. (actually South Jersey should succeed from Jersey in general because south jersey doesn't suck but the state as a whole is running for worst in the nation with the likes of Massachusetts and Pennsylvania)) and we have deemed it party foul worthy that the wreckage from last weeks storm still hasn't been taken care of. People have been out of work, roads have been closed, people have been without TV,(how are they supposed to watch Cory in the house?) and teeth cannot be found. I'm pretty sure that when Hurricane Stamos passed through last year, the clean-up was quick and easy. We lost some valuable lives (E-40, Bam-Bam Flinstone, Scrappy Doo) but had key players like Mighty Joe Young and Babas Maw (see below) step up and do some top-tier cleaning. No excuse south jersey...being kinda lazy. Enjoy that sharps SJ...such a hufflepuff move.



PACE!

-J.G.

A Second Hurricane to hit the East Coast?

As many of you know, Hurricane Irene just passed through the northeast region smashing through the states of North Carolina all the way up to Maine. Thankfully, this storm was not catastrophic as many people predicted. That being said, another hurricane has started to develop in the Bahamas and again is threatening the east coast. The storm appears to look normal with winds gusting around 100 mph, and heavy rain. It promises to give flooding, petrifying many residents who have just moved back into their homes. Now, as many folks know many of these hurricanes have names, but this one did not. This had scientists baffled, wondering how such a large hurricane had never been given a name at its birth. After looking hard at the hurricanes movement patterns and disturbing image, the researchers came up with the name "John Stamos". With this information we all need to board up our homes, gather our families, and think about our dads. Stay safe and dry people of the east coast- Len