This afternoon at work I was in a discussion, though short-lived, about getting "back to work". I, walking along side CRAB Len Crabitz, were traveling along a sandy bank when we were stopped by a toothless bald-man. This man we have come to love from our past of sharing Brisk Iced-Tea, laughs, 15 second pauses, and stories about every occupation we've held under the crabsun. Whilst calmly traveling towards our Goal-dblum, we were stopped by his raspy voice (probably caused by some unfortunate smoke-bomb family is on crack accident) which deeply screeched "mush mush" as he imitated with his arms a man whipping snow dogs. Of course we chuckled because it was funny, but mid-laughter both of us CRABS were reminded that the man's teeth were gone (not new news, mind you). So I pose the question to you, viewers, where do lost teeth go? Where are this man's teeth? Were the teeth broken? Were the Teeth Stolen? Did the teeth just leave? Were they ever there at all?
I have a theory of my own. I think teeth are recycled. It only makes sense. I feel like teeth are either swallowed and digested (probably caused by Corey...), or the tooth fairy comes and takes peoples teeth and recycles them in products we use or see today. Examples would include ipods, ipads, napkins, and them super blow-pops. I'd like to hear some other theories about where this man's teeth are at, so feel free to post. I also entertained the idea that all the teeth are stored in some kinda treasure chest in a cave, probably located somewhere near Davey Jones Crabber...(see above?)
When the days are hard, keep on Crabbin', have an awesome and crabby day friends
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J.G. my theory is that all missing teeth flock to an invisible cavern located somewhere amongst Cory's back rolls. As most evil in the world can be traced back to Cory, I'd say that missing teeth are just the beginning. If this man isn't lucky Cory will take his soul, and not even and android Goldblum can pry a soul out of those greedy sausage fingers. Watch out ladies and gentlemen, Cory is dangerous. He creeps into one's body similar to that of Pat Swayze in "Ghost", except evil and a lot less attractive in the eyes of middle-age women. After his show got cancelled and they kicked him out of "the House" Cory has been desperately searching for a home and food source. The human body provides both for Cory, for he feeds off the soul like a parasite. Too lowly a creature to survive on his on meager life source. Done ranting...DiCrabs signing out.
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