Only Hours Remain

Only hours remain until the movie series of my lifetime and maybe all life comes to an end and I could not be more excited. As the world comes to an end tomorrow night, I will have to deal with the fact that I forgot my book at work. So, I have been having to suffice with the audio book on my Ipod.  Which as you can imagine is considerably slower, though very entertaining. Jim Dale is a saint, but the moral is that I won't be able to finish the 6th book in time if I have to listen to him. After the movie within a day or two J.G. and myself will post reviews and random thought about the film so check back for them.

Protego..Lumos..Crucio
-DiCrabs Obliviate

Where Do Lost Teeth Go?

This afternoon at work I was in a discussion, though short-lived, about getting "back to work". I, walking along side CRAB Len Crabitz, were traveling along a sandy bank when we were stopped by a toothless bald-man. This man we have come to love from our past of sharing Brisk Iced-Tea, laughs, 15 second pauses, and stories about every occupation we've held under the crabsun. Whilst calmly traveling towards our Goal-dblum, we were stopped by his raspy voice (probably caused by some unfortunate smoke-bomb family is on crack accident) which deeply screeched "mush mush" as he imitated with his arms a man whipping snow dogs. Of course we chuckled because it was funny, but mid-laughter both of us CRABS were reminded that the man's teeth were gone (not new news, mind you). So I pose the question to you, viewers, where do lost teeth go? Where are this man's teeth? Were the teeth broken? Were the Teeth Stolen? Did the teeth just leave? Were they ever there at all?

I have a theory of my own. I think teeth are recycled. It only makes sense. I feel like teeth are either swallowed and digested (probably caused by Corey...), or the tooth fairy comes and takes peoples teeth and recycles them in products we use or see today. Examples would include ipods, ipads, napkins, and them super blow-pops. I'd like to hear some other theories about where this man's teeth are at, so feel free to post. I also entertained the idea that all the teeth are stored in some kinda treasure chest in a cave, probably located somewhere near Davey Jones Crabber...(see above?)

When the days are hard, keep on Crabbin', have an awesome and crabby day friends