Where Do Lost Teeth Go?

This afternoon at work I was in a discussion, though short-lived, about getting "back to work". I, walking along side CRAB Len Crabitz, were traveling along a sandy bank when we were stopped by a toothless bald-man. This man we have come to love from our past of sharing Brisk Iced-Tea, laughs, 15 second pauses, and stories about every occupation we've held under the crabsun. Whilst calmly traveling towards our Goal-dblum, we were stopped by his raspy voice (probably caused by some unfortunate smoke-bomb family is on crack accident) which deeply screeched "mush mush" as he imitated with his arms a man whipping snow dogs. Of course we chuckled because it was funny, but mid-laughter both of us CRABS were reminded that the man's teeth were gone (not new news, mind you). So I pose the question to you, viewers, where do lost teeth go? Where are this man's teeth? Were the teeth broken? Were the Teeth Stolen? Did the teeth just leave? Were they ever there at all?

I have a theory of my own. I think teeth are recycled. It only makes sense. I feel like teeth are either swallowed and digested (probably caused by Corey...), or the tooth fairy comes and takes peoples teeth and recycles them in products we use or see today. Examples would include ipods, ipads, napkins, and them super blow-pops. I'd like to hear some other theories about where this man's teeth are at, so feel free to post. I also entertained the idea that all the teeth are stored in some kinda treasure chest in a cave, probably located somewhere near Davey Jones Crabber...(see above?)

When the days are hard, keep on Crabbin', have an awesome and crabby day friends

Safari Zone

Look, I'm a huge fan of the safari zone and all of the pokemon it has to offer (speaking primarily of blue/red mind you) but sometimes it just ticks me right off. Wild Pinsir appears. I bait it. I wait, patiently. I'm feeling good about this pinsir sitting in my PC as a "Pincorey" or "Coreysir" right? WROng! The safariball seizes to hit Pinsir twice before he flees into the 1% chance I'll ever find his beetlejuice-looking mug again. On my way to find the Warden's teeth, I find a tauros with about 33 steps to spare. He glances at my half-shaken gameboy color blue eyes, lifts his head, and bounces. Just like that. Missed him with a safariball. So I try half-stepping my way to find the warden's teeth until the buzzer rings and I am sent out of the zone resenting ever stepping foot in the dang place. I know I have to find the danged warden's false chompers in there because I talked to him earlier and he slurred more words than a drunk "good-evening sir" toll collector. I was tempted to ask him "Dave, where's your teeth?" but figured it to be inappropriate in 2d retrospective and considering my Butterfree is Butler (?) (See Above Right). So basically this is just a J.G. Rant. To keep it funny I consistently threw rocks at nidorina's.

Have a crabby day jobins,

Crabbit

P.S. Don't make the same mistake I did. Party Foul