Burn the Houses Down!!!

I know that we have put many hours and blogs about the show "Cory in the House". As CRABS it is our sole duty to tell the public about bad influences such as Cory. But after really meditating on Cory and how much he has hurt television, I have learned that it isn't entirely his fault. I have done some research and have learned that television shows that have the word "house" automatically stink to high heavens. We can look at the show "House" which started off well, but has gradually gone downhill as the years go by. This is primarily because Gregory House now randomly has a giant limp and thinks he's tough. Sorry buddy most viewers just think you are a pup now. Nobody likes you. Secondly, we can look at the show "House of Payne". Do people seriously watch this show? No. People just want to know that there are people out there like Tyler Perry who are complete morons to make themselves feel better. The worst show of them all is "Full House". People seem to think that Full House is a warm, and funny show that is good to watch for all ages. But in reality, Full House makes kids stupid and ruins their creativity and sense of humor. Ever imagine what happens to a child's brain when they are forced to listen to Uncle Joey's horrible jokes? Or to watch Uncle Jesse pick up little girls when he already has a wife? Or worst of all, to watch Bob Saget act intelligent, warm, and sophisticated? If you said yes, you probably are brainwashed too. Sorry everybody but my kids won't be watching Uncle Joey, Bob Saget, House, or Tyler Perry. For once Cory, you don't take the blame for ruining everything. Great job. Anyway, stick to watching shows like Crabtain Planet and your kids might turn out a little crabbier than the rest of them. -Crabitz