Why The Eagles Will Make Playoffs

This is the hardest post for me to write. If you're an eagles fan, I hate you.

So I hate the Eagles. Who doesn't. Worst fans in all of sports. I've always disliked them but my hatred has been blown out of proportion these last few years by the countless fools that call themselves eagles 'fans'. Anyway, here's why the Eagles will make the playoffs and possibly win the division.

The redskins benched Rex Grossman, leaving them with a newb of a QB that won't win you a single game. At least Grossman had motivation and wanted to win, Beck can't put points on the board. They are awful and will continue to lose. The Eagles, skins, and cowboys will all be 3-4 after this game.

The Cowboys should be the second or third best team in the NFC, but they need Romo to not be so hit or miss. Its ridiculous to think that they are 3-3 when they could be 5-1 easy. Blew victories against the Jets (I thank you), the Pats (overrated btw), and of course the Lions. Btw the cowboys are getting shut-out 24-0 right now in the game, so there is a divisional loss. They will also continue to collapse in a string of close games.

The Giants are looking okay this year, but lost to the Seahawks (gag) and almost to the Dolphins. Not to mention their schedule for the rest of the year is frickin impossible. They may beat the Eagles once and win the division but I honestly see it being close to a three way tie with the Eagles winning, Giants taking second, and cowboys third.

The Eagles are looking great in this game, and the offense has always been explosive. I hate it. McCoy destroyed my chances of staying alive in my pay league this year. Hate him. I can't see any of the teams in that division trumping the Philly scum because all the teams in that division would struggle against the Seahawks. Eli is a beast but he isn't beating the pats and niners on the road and the eagles will prob beat them at home. They also wont be beating the saints or the packers. Sorry G-men, you're done for.

Sooooo I'm sick to my stomach and I hope the Eagles never win a game in the rest of their franchise history. I hope that all of the Philly fans reading this will realize how terrible their fanbase is. I am not a hater (well kinda), the Philly fan base turned me against them. It was not my own doing, but theirs. Take pride in it philly and have pride in your zero superbowls.

BTW Len- You are going to owe me a 12 pack of mello yello

Why I Hate Philadelphia Sports

Hello CRAB-people (and idiots)

Here I would like to explain my hate for the city of Philadelphia and its fans. First let me ask you this before you hate on me for hatin, have you ever spent any amount of time around a Philly fan whilst discussing sports? Think about it. Maybe you got lucky and talked to a Philly fan from a different part of the country, or a Christian Philly fan or something, so he/she wasn't too obnoxious. But if you are like myself, Crabitz, and sometimes DiCrabrio, you have spent enough time around Philly fans to despise them. Here's how it works...

They hate every team that isn't the Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, or 76ers. I have been told "Jets suck" by countless amounts of foolish philly swine. ...Why? We play the eagles in the preseason and maybe in the reg season once every four years. Grow up. Stop hating on my team, hate the Giants they are in your division...keep to your weak NFC. They also say "Yankees suck!" which I understand because everyone hates historically great teams. I would hate the Yankees if I wasn't an NY fan. So that I get, but still, grow up, Yanks and Phils are NOT rivals.

60% of Phillies fans or more are complete bandwagoners. You know its bad when women voice their opinions strongly...with beer...about sports they know nothing about. I've recently heard a woman pronounce "Hunter Pence" wrong. Goodone... "whos this new guy? Pencee? He's good!"- moron.

They hate their teams but back them up no matter. Makes sense right? Here's a good one "Eagles are the team to beat this year! Just need a quarterback! Get rid of McNabb!!!" and the ever so common "Get rid of Andy Reid! Thats why the Eagles can't win!"

Andy Reid is the sole reason the Eagles have ever been half successful. You can cry about Buddy Ryan all you want people, he never won you a single playoff game. And D-Nabb put up some fantastic stats. Sure, he blarfed everywhere one game, and yea, he underthrew receivers a bit. But he was good.
I also was a fan of "nah Kolb is our starter forget that dog-killer I won't root for the Eagles if he's our QB". Two weeks later it was "Vick top 10 of all time?!" I'm serious, I heard that from a guy. He was dead serious .

Alright well now you know some of my reasons for being on strike against Philly. Also think Rocky is an idiot, still like the movies, but he's pretty dumb. Its a shame that I have to hate Philly, so many of my closest friends are Philly fans. I love when they attack NY. We are rivals with Boston, not Philly. Get your facts straight and go continue the rivalry you have against yourselves...loving and hating your teams with all your heart. Hopefully a fellow CRAB can also explain the different generations of Philadelphia fans, because the old school and new school fans are different.

Don't take this personally Philly, it only applies to 3/4 of you philly fans that read this (if you can read it). Peace out, Go NY. BTW everyone should order the jersey pictured above. PACE.- J.G.