Boogie Man Sighting?

Apparently, the boogie man has been coming up recently in the news. Like the yeti, abominable snowman, or the loch-ness monster, the boogie man has been running (or hiding) for thousands of years. People who claim to have seen the boogie man have said that he is a bald, middle-aged man, with a voice who deeply pains the ears. Immediately you would think, "wait, so is he like stone-cold steve austin?" or "sounds like britney spears"(YIKES). Well come to think of it, couldn't it be someone who is a little more manly than either of them? Someone like... Howie Mandel for instance? Mandel, the creater of the boogie board and the "boogie woogie" recently pleaded guilty for insanity. In two different occasions, parents caught Mandel sleeping underneath the beds of children. For those who take this lightly, think again. Mandel is a villain looking to better himself. After playing the role of the sandman in the film "Hansel and Gretel", Mandel became disgruntled for being disallowed of playing both the roles of the sandman and the boogie man. Because of this, it could be extremely likely that Mandel went on a rampage looking to sleep under beds. Wouldn't you? think about it. Now think about your dad.
Krabby to Kingler-im out.