I Spy a Goldblum

What makes a great Goldblum? Is it love, hate, envy, rage, brilliance, or the ability to be fly?(note what I did there, write it down) Jeff Goldblum is more than an icon, he's a creation of God who clearly had a great deal of time spent on him. A friend of mine, DiCrabrio, was unfortunately involved in a car accident recently, which totaled his 98 prizm (aka 2011 Dodge Challenger). On the back of this car was tattooed not one, but 2 Goldblum's. How can one car handle two Goldblums? It is a science and an art and requires help from the divine.
Picture the following things:
Goldblum replacing Leo in Inception.
Goldblum replacing Aragorn in Lord of the Rings.
Goldblum replacing your dad.

I honestly, on a serious note, don't understand why he isn't in more movies. Same goes with Christopher Walken.
Anyway, on Top gear a little while back Dr. Ian Malcom stayed in third gear the whole time(like a boss) and still avoided getting last place.



This guy is not human. He can also play every instrument and has won the heart of 2/3 of women in Europe/Asia. My point is this, when I direct my first movie, Goldblum will be in it, and will be an android.
People get with it, this guy is better than your favorite actor.

Back to School and Back to Goldblum

First things first I would like to apologize to any CRAB BLOG fans out there for my long absence.  The absence was much too long in my opinion, and I plan on not letting it happen again.  As I have just begun work on a few different articles, here is an old standby for you to take pleasure in as you wait for a more polished piece.
In this video, Jeff Goldblum is interviewed by Martin Short's obnoxious talk show character Jiminy Glick.  Goldblum is as crafty, witty, intelligent, and devilishly handsome as usual.  The man can literally do no wrong; he could rape and pillage an entire town only to be met by an onslaught of adoring fans. For those who are unaware, Jeff Goldblum was the 1st of a select few individuals we here at CRAB Blog like to call honorary CRABs.  In honor of this achievement, I decided to get 2 vinyl  stickers of his face at different points in his career placed on the back my car.  Now every trunk visit is a Goldenblumed one$$$. I hope you enjoy this display of Goldblumage.

Have a Crabby Day everybody, I missed ya.
-DiCrabrio