Largest Loser New Arrival

Earlier today news leaked that a new man may be joining the CRAB BLOG Largest Loser competition. This post is official conformation that William Bowling Ball or Bowling Ball Bill (what his friends call him) will be joining Muscles Gladstone and myself (Leonardo DiCrabrio) in our quest to vanquish the tyrants of the North with tremendous weight loss. 

Standing at a mountainous 6'2" and 289.7 lbs, Bowling Ball Bill will surely facilitate an exciting numbers race and frankly give us a shot at bringing home a thinner gold. Mr. Bowling Ball's goal is simple to get Hemsworth big. With Bill as our weight loss anchor and our juice revived passion for perfection, the quest for fictional like greatness is knocking on our door. Achilles and Thor our inspiration we will not fail. 

DiCrabs Out. 

Ps. Weigh in tonight folks.