Have you ever thought to yourself, I might be a superhero?
Well, earlier today and many times prior I observe things that maybe to the average human I believe may be in some instances invisible. These unnatural observations have led me astray from better judgment, but sometime it feels good to say in my mind hey there’s still a shot I’m a freakin superhero. It’s never just one occurrence it’s always a string of them. Say I drop a sledgehammer on my foot (completely hypothetical), one would expect black and blue marks, swelling, and possibly disfiguration of a toenail. However, this week I get away with no more than just slight discomfort, comparable to an uncomfortable pair of shoes. So I observe this and I’m thinking dang I’m wolverine, yes! Though sarcastic, the thought still enters my mind. Two days pass and I am at work minding my on business when without warning my senses all begin to heighten. Why can I see and read what the sign at the back of the store displays? Why can I not only smell, but also decipher what customers had for dinner as they walk past? As the night progresses my vision enhances yet again. When I walk into my house after lights out, avoid turning on any lights as my eyes adapted instantly and I can see everything. I close my self in a closet, just to rule out moonlight for my mind is becoming frantic with possibly super human glee. Dreams laced with Déjà vu, fill my mind when asleep and when I wake. I can see vapors unseen by any other. The vapors are consistent with what I picture midi-chlorians to be; the substance of the universe or force within the Star Wars universe. “Yes, I have finally tapped into my Jedi power,” I say to myself before my brain can stop me.
So I can see really well and I didn’t get hurt once, give me a cape cause I’m gonna do the world some good. May the CRABs be with you,
DiCrabs Out.
1 comment:
I think my super power might be looking good, you know thats straight. Or, getting party fouls. Maybe evening "snowing" people. NEWWWWTON
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